Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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