the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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