Its about making memories worth repressing
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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