ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I love you. Go after that dick
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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