dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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