are you still at the devil's house?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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