Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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