I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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