i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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