I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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