I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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