Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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