That's intense
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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