How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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