she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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