Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why didn't you poke me back
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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