at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
