so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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