Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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