awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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