Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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I need you to use more vowels.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse