Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.