she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday