i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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