i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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