used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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