Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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