so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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