It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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