Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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