She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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