I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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