I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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