Fuck appropriateness.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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