Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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