Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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