No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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