Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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