We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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