WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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