So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
love makes seman taste better
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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