Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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