I bet he comes in French.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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