last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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