soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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