D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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