i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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