Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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