Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Buhtt sex?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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