Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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