I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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