There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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