so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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