ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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