I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
