There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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