with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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