how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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