Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
worst night to have a conscience
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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