VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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