: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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